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If Wit  Burned Calories, I’d Vanish - Funny and Clever Unisex T-Shirt

If Wit Burned Calories, I’d Vanish - Funny and Clever Unisex T-Shirt

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    For those whose sharp sense of humor is their best workout, this t-shirt hilariously reads, "If Wit Burned Calories, I’d Vanish." Perfect for witty individuals, sarcasm lovers, and anyone who’s mastered the art of clever banter, this tee is a fun way to celebrate your quick wit and charm.

     

    Crafted from premium, breathable fabric, this unisex t-shirt offers a comfortable and relaxed fit for everyday wear. The bold typography and playful flame graphic add a unique touch to your wardrobe, making it a standout piece for casual outings or lounging at home. Whether you’re cracking jokes or just showing off your clever side, this shirt is a conversation starter that keeps the laughs coming.

     

    It also makes a fantastic gift for humor enthusiasts, friends with sharp tongues, or anyone who appreciates a good laugh. Pair it with jeans, joggers, or shorts for a laid-back, stylish look that highlights your fiery wit. Wear it proudly and let the world know your humor is on fire!

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