Some contenA: We certainly hope so. But don't just take our word for it—buy one, wear it, and bask in the glow of envious stares (or concerned glares, depending on your style).t

A: Our tees might shrink just enough to make you think you've gained weight—but hey, at least it's not us, right? (They're pre-shrunk, but if you go wild with hot water, we can’t guarantee your own actions.)

A: From the "I live on celery sticks" size to "I lift trucks for fun" size, we've got 'em all. Seriously, XS to XXL—we aim to please most of the human species.

A: Our designs don't care about your gender, your mood, or your life choices. They just want to be worn. So yeah, call it unisex, call it whatever—if it fits, it’s yours.

A: Sure, just not with us. We’re too busy making our designs funnier than your weird inside jokes.

A: Shipping in the USA is cheaper than a cup of fancy overpriced coffee. It varies, but rest assured, we’re not trying to buy a new yacht from the fees.

A: Somewhere between "I blinked and it's here" and "Oh, I forgot I ordered this." Typically, 5-7 business days, because magic takes time.

A: Nah, we’re keeping it in the USA for now—it’s easier for us and for everyone who wants to avoid customs officers wearing frowns.

A: You’re feeling adventurous? Contact us ASAP before we send your shirt to some rando named Steve.

A: Yes! So you can spend every waking minute refreshing that page instead of doing anything else productive.

A: Our prints are so good they could make your grandma’s floral curtains look stylish—crispy, vibrant, and ready to impress.

A: Only if you wash it like you’re trying to erase history. Wash cold, be gentle, and the prints will live to tell your fashion story.

A: Sure, if you’re into living on the edge. But if you like your prints intact, iron inside-out or just avoid it altogether. We're all about that wrinkly life.

A: Consistent enough that you won’t have to blame the shirt for your lack of charisma. Every print gets a seal of approval from our invisible quality manager.

A: We use water-based inks, so they’re as kind to Mother Nature as a T-shirt can be. Feel good wearing our shirts without crying over dolphin tears.

A: They’re made of 100% cotton and 100% "make your day better." Seriously, soft and breathable, so you can wear them even if your AC is broken.

A: Like a hug from a cloud. If you find our tees uncomfortable, maybe you’re just too comfortable being uncomfortable.

A: Light enough that you might forget you're wearing anything. Please don’t take that as encouragement to test this in public.

A: No synthetic nonsense here. Our tees are 100% real, just like your questionable life decisions.

A: Absolutely. No surprises here—unless you forgot how washing machines work.

A: We’ll send you a tracking link, so you can watch your shirt travel the world (or just the country) without leaving your couch.

A: Sure, as long as you don’t wear it for a week pretending it’s a rental. Contact us and we’ll make the magic happen in 5 working days.

A: About as long as it takes you to decide what you want for lunch—2 business days. Speedy enough?

A: Only if you catch us before we’re already printing it—we move fast, like a T-shirt ninja. Contact us ASAP.

A: Exchanges take about 14 business days. That’s just enough time to wonder why you didn’t pick the right size to begin with… but we’re still here to help.

A: Return it if it sucks—though we doubt it will. Just don’t be that person who returns it after wearing it to your cousin’s wedding.

A: Hit us up, and we’ll get it sorted in 2 business days. Easy peasy, lemon squeezy—or refundy, less spendy.

A: You’ll have to cover shipping back to us. Think of it as your last chance to say goodbye.

A: About 14 business days—because good things take time, and also because we’re not magicians.

A: Unfortunately not. We can swap sizes but not your mid-life design crisis. Stick to your original choice—trust us, it’s fantastic.