| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.90 |
9.20 |
9.50 |
9.70 |
10.00 |
10.40 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
Bring a dose of wit to your wardrobe with the "Selected Hearing: Sorry, You Weren’t Selected Today" t-shirt, perfect for those who masterfully tune out the noise with a touch of humor. Whether you’re making a statement or just poking fun at selective listening skills, this tee delivers sarcasm in style.
Crafted from soft, premium-quality fabric, this unisex t-shirt offers all-day comfort for casual outings, relaxed weekends, or hanging out with like-minded sarcasm enthusiasts. It’s a fantastic gift for friends, family, or coworkers who appreciate a clever and cheeky design. Wear it proudly and let everyone know that hearing is optional—and selective!
Product features
- Made with 100% lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Retail fit for casual and semi-formal settings
- Ribbed knit collar with seam for shape retention
- Shoulder tape for stability
- DTF inner neck labels for comfort
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
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