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Retired Under New Management - See Wife for Details - Funny Retirement T-Shirt

Retired Under New Management - See Wife for Details - Funny Retirement T-Shirt

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    Celebrate retirement with a touch of humor in the "Retired Under New Management - See Wife for Details" t-shirt. Perfect for the retiree who’s traded work schedules for a honey-do list, this tee is a hilarious nod to the joys (and surprises) of life after the 9-to-5. Whether it’s for a retirement party, casual outings, or just relaxing at home, this shirt lets everyone know who’s really in charge now.

    Crafted from soft, high-quality fabric, this t-shirt ensures comfort for any retired adventure, from leisurely mornings to busy afternoons under “new management.” It’s an ideal gift for newly retired dads, husbands, or anyone ready to embrace their golden years with humor and style.

    Details for Those Who Want to Sound Fancy at Parties:

    • Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton: A lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd²) that’s breathable enough for your active life (even if your only activity is binge-watching).
    • Retail fit: Looks casual but can still fool people into thinking you’re semi-responsible. Plus, that crew neckline says "I’m here to accessorize, baby."
    • Ethically Manufactured: Bella+Canvas makes these tees in a no-sweat-shop way, both in the US and abroad and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified, because, guess what? We actually like people.
    • Tear-away label: Because no one needs a scratchy label ruining their day. Rip it off and live your best, irritation-free life.
    • Fabric Blends for the Color Nerds: Ash and Heather Prism - 99% cotton, 1% polyester (yay science). Heather and Solid Blend - 52% cotton, 48% polyester. Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester. (Yeah, we have variety, get over it.)

     

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