Own your baldness with humor and confidence with the "I Didn’t Lose My Hair, It Just Went on Permanent Vacation" t-shirt. Perfect for dads who embrace their smooth look with a witty twist, this shirt celebrates bald pride in a fun and relatable way. Whether you're cracking jokes, spending time with family, or just keeping things cool, this tee is a stylish way to show off your bald-headed swagger.

Crafted from soft, premium-quality fabric, this t-shirt ensures all-day comfort, making it perfect for casual outings, family gatherings, or just relaxing at home. It’s an ideal gift for Father’s Day, birthdays, or any occasion to honor dads who know how to laugh at life’s little changes. Wear it proudly and let the world know your hair is simply enjoying an endless beach day!

Details for Those Who Want to Sound Fancy at Parties:

• Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton: A lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd²) that’s breathable enough for your active life (even if your only activity is binge-watching).
• Retail fit: Looks casual but can still fool people into thinking you’re semi-responsible. Plus, that crew neckline says "I’m here to accessorize, baby."
• Ethically Manufactured: Bella+Canvas makes these tees in a no-sweat-shop way, both in the US and abroad and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified, because, guess what? We actually like people.
• Tear-away label: Because no one needs a scratchy label ruining their day. Rip it off and live your best, irritation-free life.
• Fabric Blends for the Color Nerds: Ash and Heather Prism - 99% cotton, 1% polyester (yay science). Heather and Solid Blend - 52% cotton, 48% polyester. Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester. (Yeah, we have variety, get over it.)

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