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God Made a Few Perfect Heads, The Rest He Covered With Hair - Funny Bald Dad T-shirt

God Made a Few Perfect Heads, The Rest He Covered With Hair - Funny Bald Dad T-shirt

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      S M L XL 2XL 3XL
    Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00
    Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00
    Sleeve length, in 8.90 9.20 9.50 9.70 10.00 10.40
    Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

    Celebrate your flawless sense of humor and style with the "God Made a Few Perfect Heads, The Rest He Covered with Hair" t-shirt. Designed for proud bald dads, this witty tee is a playful tribute to those who embrace their natural shine with confidence and charm. Whether you're cracking dad jokes, spending time with family, or just enjoying a casual day out, this shirt is the perfect way to show off your bald pride.

    Crafted from soft, high-quality fabric, this t-shirt ensures comfort for all-day wear. It’s a fantastic gift for Father’s Day, birthdays, or any occasion to celebrate the perfection of bald dads everywhere. Wear it proudly and let the world know that bald truly is beautiful—because perfection needs no cover-up!

    Details for Those Who Want to Sound Fancy at Parties:

    • Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton: A lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd²) that’s breathable enough for your active life (even if your only activity is binge-watching).
    • Retail fit: Looks casual but can still fool people into thinking you’re semi-responsible. Plus, that crew neckline says "I’m here to accessorize, baby."
    • Ethically Manufactured: Bella+Canvas makes these tees in a no-sweat-shop way, both in the US and abroad and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified, because, guess what? We actually like people.
    • Tear-away label: Because no one needs a scratchy label ruining their day. Rip it off and live your best, irritation-free life.
    • Fabric Blends for the Color Nerds: Ash and Heather Prism - 99% cotton, 1% polyester (yay science). Heather and Solid Blend - 52% cotton, 48% polyester. Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester. (Yeah, we have variety, get over it.)

     

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