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With a Body Like This, Who Needs Hair - Funny Bald Guy T-Shirt

With a Body Like This, Who Needs Hair - Funny Bald Guy T-Shirt

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    Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00
    Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00
    Sleeve length, in 8.90 9.20 9.50 9.70 10.00 10.40
    Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

    Celebrate your confidence and humor with the "With a Body Like This, Who Needs Hair" t-shirt, perfect for bald guys who embrace their look with pride and a dash of wit. This funny and lighthearted design is great for anyone who knows that personality and confidence are what truly shine. Whether you’re hitting the gym, hanging out with friends, or just owning your bald charm, this tee says it all with style.

    Made from soft, high-quality fabric, this t-shirt offers comfort and durability for everyday wear. It’s an ideal gift for birthdays, Father’s Day, or just because—perfect for anyone who rocks their baldness with pride and a sense of humor. Add this hilarious tee to your collection and let your confidence steal the spotlight!

    Details for Those Who Want to Sound Fancy at Parties:

    • Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton: A lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd²) that’s breathable enough for your active life (even if your only activity is binge-watching).
    • Retail fit: Looks casual but can still fool people into thinking you’re semi-responsible. Plus, that crew neckline says "I’m here to accessorize, baby."
    • Ethically Manufactured: Bella+Canvas makes these tees in a no-sweat-shop way, both in the US and abroad and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified, because, guess what? We actually like people.
    • Tear-away label: Because no one needs a scratchy label ruining their day. Rip it off and live your best, irritation-free life.
    • Fabric Blends for the Color Nerds: Ash and Heather Prism - 99% cotton, 1% polyester (yay science). Heather and Solid Blend - 52% cotton, 48% polyester. Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester. (Yeah, we have variety, get over it.)

     

    #BaldAndProud #FunnyBaldTee #BodyConfidence #BaldGuyHumor #CasualWear #QuirkyTee #BoldAndBald

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